100+ Funny Birthday Wishes For Coworkers - Collection Of Birthday Quotes

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Short and fun birthday wishes for coworkers

You've come to the perfect spot if you're looking for funny birthday wishes for coworkers, quotes, and jokes to make them giggle. Sometimes a sentimental greeting simply won't do when it's your colleague’s or coworker's birthday. With our enormous collection of funny birthday greetings for coworkers, we have you covered whether it's for him or her, a friend or a coworker, or perhaps even a delayed birthday wish (whoops!).

  • Happy birthday, dear coworker- you are old!
     
  • Happy birthday to a coworker who is not more excellent than me!
     
  • Happy birthday to an exceptional coworker.
     
  • May you get showered with paychecks!
     
  • Happy birthday to the funniest coworker! 
     
  • You make the office seem like a circus happy birthday!
  • Happy birthday you fantastic comedian!
     
  • Happy birthday, my dear coworker let's party hard! 
     
  • Happy birthday to the best coworker and my best friend. 
     
  • Happy birthday- I can't imagine working with anybody else!
     
  • Happy birthday to the coworker who is always bored 
     
  • Happy birthday to our gossip queen! 
     
  • Happy birthday to the most punch-able coworker.
     
  • Many happy returns of the day dear coworker.
     
  • Happy birthday wish you many salary raises!

Funny birthday greetings for coworkers 

Ready for some truly unique birthday wishes that will make your favourite office friend go HAHAHA? Okay, let’s start with the funny birthday wishes! 

  • Happy Birthday, dear! You are one year wiser and one year closer to retirement today.
     
  • Working with someone as awesome as me should be the only birthday gift you need, and it lasts all year. Happy Birthday!
     
  • Don’t bother going the extra mile today because our boss has a unique set of abilities that he employs to bring you back. Happy Birthday!
     
  • Happy birthday to an amazing colleague and a shining personality who makes our work days more enjoyable. Happy Birthday!
     
  • Happy birthday to my perfect partner in crime, who makes it possible for me to pretend to work harder.
     
  • The amount of effort you put in today will be directly proportional to the amount of effort we put into your party tonight. Happy Birthday!
     
  • Happy birthday. You are an excellent co-worker and a wonderful friend but not more than me!
     
  • Happy Birthday! I wish you were paid a month’s salary for a week’s work, and that’s how exceptional you are.
  • I’d like to wish you a happy birthday in honour of all the times and funny office birthday cards we’ve shared. On the other hand, my stapler sent me a message, and it’s a shame it didn’t make it to my desk.
     
  • I’m jealous of you because you have a friendly coworker like me. I’m sure you’re feeling fortunate as well. You can thank me later, but first, let me make this year’s birthday extra special for you. Happy birthday!
     
  • Congratulations on a day of good fortune. You are one year closer to retirement today and one year wiser. Birthday greetings!
     
  • Building a great career is more about developing strong working connections with the people around you than it is about degrees and accomplishments. This is what working with helpful coworkers like you has taught me. Happy Birthday!
     
  • The only birthday present you should ever need is the opportunity to work with someone as amazing as me, and it lasts all year long. 
     
  • Happy birthday to a wonderful coworker and a dazzling personality who makes our work days brighter.
     
  • I'm wishing my favourite coworker a happy birthday. I hope your celebration today is wonderful and that this year brings you even more success.
     
  • Happy birthday, dear. You are a fantastic friend and coworker. 
     
  • How hard we make your party tonight will directly correlate to how hard you work today. Happy birthday!
     
  • I could never picture doing my work with anybody else. Birthday greetings. 
     
  • I am appreciative to have a professional coworker like you. Happy birthday and best wishes for the fulfilment of all your aspirations. Have a wonderful day and the nicest birthday ever. 
     
  • I have a coworker who is the greatest motivator, therefore I know that nothing can stand between me and a promotion. Birthday greetings to you!

Hilarious birthday wishes to colleagues

You can send humorous and funny birthday wishes to colleagues via birthday cards, by SMS or email, or as a Facebook or Twitter message — or even by adding up a collection of amusing and silly emojis! No matter how you wish someone a happy birthday, you can be sure to make them laugh out loud and brighten their day.

  • I hope you stay on the right track today, or else you’ll get knocked down just sitting there. Happy birthday, buddy!
     
  • Here’s to a wonderful coworker and friend. May your birthday bring you all the joy you desire. I hope we don’t start looking for new jobs right after your birthday party today.
     
  • I wish your salary would rise in lockstep with your age, so you’d never have to worry about wrinkles. However, Happy Birthday!
     
  • Making fun of the boss at work is even more enjoyable when you have people like you to bring all the good stuff. Happy Birthday, dear!
     
  • Happy birthday, a coworker who makes to-do lists shorter and office parties longer. 
     
  • You are extremely bored at work. Allow this day to be the only day of the year when you do not work like a robot. Happy Birthday!
     
  • You have to be good at spreading blame if you want to get ahead in your business. Happy Birthday!!!
     
  • Best wishes for your birthday! I hope you find the courage to tell your boss what you think of her and let the truth set you free.
     
  • I’m sending you a birthday card. Please return it to me on my birthday. However, I must caution you not to write my name on it, and I want to use it for your next birthday. Happy Birthday!
     
  • I have a great time celebrating your birthdays. I don’t like you because you get in my way when I’m about to punch someone in the face at work.
  • I would have missed work today, but I realized it's your birthday, so I'm here. Happy birthday to the smartest, funniest coworker in town! 
     
  • I'd want to take this opportunity to inform you that you make the ideal friend and coworker. I hope you have a lovely birthday, just like you.
     
  • College degrees are less significant in the business world, where competition is fierce, than helpful and supporting coworkers like you. Happy birthday, Friday, to my main coworker!. 
     
  • Sit back, unwind, and do nothing today since it's your birthday. You should find that to be very simple. Just act as though you are at work. Birthday greetings. 
     
  • Working with kind individuals like you is amazing. Birthday greetings. Let's toast the start of another fantastic year in your life.
     
  • None of the stores offered a greeting card that included my best buddy and my coworker. I, therefore, created my own. Birthday greetings to you!
     
  • Not every employee is given benefits at work. Working with enjoyable coworkers like you is how I get mine. Happy Birthday. 
     
  • The nicest thing about working with a coworker who is more of a friend is that I never have to be fake. Birthday greetings. 
     
  • Today is a great day to let you know how much I value having you as a coworker. Just by being here, the atmosphere already seems cosier and nicer. Wishing you well on your wonderful day. 
     
  • I wish you the most fruitful and prosperous year ever. Birthday greetings!
     
  • I hope you stay on the right track today, or else you’ll get knocked down just sitting there. Happy birthday, buddy!
     
  • Here’s to a wonderful coworker and friend. May your birthday bring you all the joy you desire. I hope we don’t start looking for new jobs right after your birthday party today.
     
  • I wish your salary would rise in lockstep with your age, so you’d never have to worry about wrinkles. However, Happy Birthday!
     
  • Making fun of the boss at work is even more enjoyable when you have people like you bring all the good stuff. Happy Birthday, dear!
     
  • Happy birthday, a coworker who makes to-do lists shorter and office parties longer.

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Cool birthday wishes for office friends 

All of this birthday celebration at the office is motivated by a single, basic need: Everyone occasionally wants to feel exceptional, and a birthday is an ideal opportunity to do so. The need transcends a just materialistic need for gifts. So, here are a few cool birthday wishes for office friends that turn up the mood instantly! 

  • If you weren’t my coworker, I’d never know how satisfying it is to mock the boss secretly. You are simply outstanding. Happy birthday!
     
  • On this day, I wish you the blessing of a winning lottery number so that I can help you when you trash the office. Happy B. Birthday!!!
     
  • My advice for your birthday is to get up as early as possible until your name appears on the Forbes list of America’s wealthiest people.
     
  • Some people are your friends, while others are your competitors. My dear, you are the latter. I’m thrilled that it’s your birthday today. Happy Birthday!
     
  • Happy birthday to the best coworker ever. I pray that you become skilled at picking the lock of success.
     
  • I spoke with the deadline today, and he said he doesn’t know anyone with your name. It appears that you were never allowed to meet the deadline.
  • I wish you lived from 9 to 5, just as you work from 9 to 5. Congratulations on your birthday!
     
  • I’ve decided to help you with your least favourite work task in exchange for the birthday gift I sadly forgot to get you. Keep in mind that this is only for today. Happy Birthday!!!
     
  • Happy Birthday!!! May you be able to sit your way to success like a hen.
     
  • Realizing how perfect a coworker you are, I believe you must have learned a lot from people who made terrible mistakes.
     
  • It's fantastic to look [insert age] if you're sixty. 
     
  • For those under 40: Although you are not yet over the hill, the view is fantastic! 
     
  • Age [insert]?! I demand a tally! 
     
  • Congratulations on your [XX]th birthday, which was 10 years ago today! I wish you many more. 
     
  • Birthday greetings! And keep in mind that you are 18 years old with [XX] years of experience, not [enter your age]. 
     
  • Still too young to organize your own surprise party at [insert age]! 
     
  • You’re 60? Only 16 degrees Celsius, then. Happy Birthday! 
     
  • My sincere condolences on your [enter age]th birthday.
     
  • Happy Birthday to someone who has attended more children's birthday celebrations this year than adults'. 
     
  • I assumed you would want assistance with the candles. Happy Birthday!

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Funniest birthday wishes for coworkers

Because what's better than Funny birthday wishes? The funniest birthday wishes for coworkers! On this unique day, make your employees laugh a bit louder! They put forth a lot of effort every day, and every day is challenging and stressful. Use this chance to have fun and laugh throughout the day.

  • Happy birthday and thank you for all of the memories you and I have created. Especially the not-so-fun football games that turn out to be a lot of fun when you watch them on company time.
     
  • Happy birthday! I hope you throw a birthday party as grand as your professional accomplishments this year. May God bless you!
     
  • Every time I work with you, I remind myself how fortunate I am. Having a parrot beside me is a great pleasure and great comfort. Happy birthday!
     
  • Now that you’re bald and old, I hope the experience brings you a comb. Oldie, happy birthday!!!
     
  • If your salary increased at the same rate as your age, you would not be working in the same cubicle as me. Happy birthday!
     
  • The benefit of working with you is that your presence means the difference between me going insane or becoming a monk. Happy Birthday! 
     
  • At work, today is a special day. I believe they began serving sushi in the lunchroom. I’m kidding! I understand it’s your special day. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday! You deserve to have a carefree day, and that’s why I’ve decided to complete your assignment today. Of course, we’ll resume business as usual tomorrow — you know, you can do my work.
     
  • The pressure In our office is so intense that it turns lumps of coal like you into diamonds. Congratulations on your birthday, buddy!!!
     
  • It’s a pleasure to work with nice people like me. Congratulations on your birthday! Let’s toast the start of another fantastic year in your life!
     
  • Life is very short. While you still have your teeth, smile! Happy birthday!
     
  • You're not old! Oh, wait, you are, I'm sorry about that. 
     
  • Don't worry about losing your vision as you age. Nature is trying to shield you from shock as you pass the mirror. 
     
  • Birthday greetings! The last selfie you took determines how old you appear to be. 
     
  • You aren't elderly, in my opinion... Simply said, you've been youthful longer than most of us. 
     
  • Don't grow older... It is a big trap! 
     
  • Good news ...and you're still here!
     
  • Congratulations on having a really old birthdate. 
     
  • Even if you are prehistoric, at least you are still alive! 
     
  • Congratulations on finally entering your prime age. wondering where you parked your car? Do you remember where you put your phone? I'm looking for your spectacles. What day is it, you ask? 
     
  • I skip work on the day of my birthday. But my wife takes a year or two off around her birthday.

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Funny Coworkers birthday wishes with group ecards

There are usually birthday cards for coworkers lying around everywhere. Additionally, the conventional manner of handing out cards isn't always dependable. Therefore, sending birthday ecards for coworkers is a fantastic alternative! You may use the following phrases to include in your birthday ecards for coworkers.

  • The keys to progress are faith, unity, and patience. I hope you hold fast to these noble ideals all the days of your life. Happy Birthday!
     
  • Greetings on your birthday! I wish for you to succeed by sitting down like a hen.
     
  • I think there must have been a lot of lessons you learned from people who made terrible mistakes, given how excellent a coworker you are now.
     
  • The positive thing about working with you is that having you there prevents me from going crazy or becoming a monk. Happy Birthday!
     
  • I'm grateful for all the memories we've created together. Particularly the not-so-fun football games that turn into wildly entertaining events when watched on business time.
     
  • Happy Birthday! I hope your birthday celebration this year will be as impressive as your career accomplishments. I wish you well!
  • Every time I work with you, I keep telling myself how fortunate I am. Having a parrot by my side gives me immense pleasure and comfort. Happy Birthday!
     
  • You are a shining example of commitment. You have a unique passion for your career. Perhaps it is not working yet. Happy Birthday! I hope the best for you!
     
  • All you're getting for your birthday is a large cake and this card, which will disappoint you if you hope for a sizable bonus and a promotion.
     
  • I hope that now that you are elderly and bald, the experience will finally give you a comb. Oldie, happy birthday!
     
  • Remember that it isn't part of your job description whenever you try to minimize your ability. Our employer has authority over that. Happy Birthday!
     
  • I appreciate you so much for always being there—not just as the finest coworker or dumbass, but also as my best friend. Happy Birthday!
     
  • You would not be in the same cubicle as me if your pay increased by your age. Happy Birthday!
     
  • At work, today is a special day. Sushi may have started appearing in the lunchroom. You have a particular day, I am aware. Happy Birthday!
     
  • You might not be aware of the significant contribution you make to our team. You haven't likely encountered a mosquito in the dark, though. So here's to my most productive coworker yet.
     
  • You would serve as National Colleagues' Day's mascot if such a holiday existed. Happy birthday to the best coworker imaginable.
     
  • Your birthday is a promise that you have more to look forward to in life, more plans to create, more objectives to accomplish, more liars to say (to Boss), and more ambitions to realize. Happy birthday, and it's a pleasure to say that!
     
  • At work, you serve as an example. Everyone believes it. You always give it your all in everything you sometimes do; it does not work, but still. We appreciate you. Birthday greetings!
     
  • Birthday greetings! You should have an enjoyable day. I've chosen to complete your assignment today for that reason. We'll resume business tomorrow, so feel free to do my task.
     
  • You rank among the best coworkers I've ever had. You assist me when I'm in need and stand in for me when I need to use the restroom. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday!- Funny quotes for coworkers 

It's a great idea to include some quotes on your birthday cards for coworker. Add some sweeter text to your birthday messages for coworkers by including these quotes.

  • You, a lump of coal, are transformed into diamonds by the pressure in our office. Enjoy your birthday, buddy!
     
  • Working with friendly people like me is a pleasure. Happy Birthday! Let's toast the start of another fantastic year in your life!
     
  • When will your income increase match the rate at which you are ageing, I wonder? I suppose never.
     
  • Because of such a wonderful person as you, I can only continue working at this job for which I am paid peanuts. I hope you will continue to support those who are given credit for doing nothing.
     
  • Today is your birthday. I hope you like the piece of cake I packed today because you always take my sandwiches.
     
  • My friend, happy birthday. Stop arriving at work after hours. On your behalf, I'm sick of making excuses to the Boss.
     
  • You have the astonishing capacity to maintain your original sweetness throughout time, much like an archaeologist-found piece of candy. Happy birthday, you magnificent dinosaur, and may we all be lucky to age as gracefully as you!
     
  • I was informed that the CEO would personally wish you a happy birthday today while visiting our workplace. Make sure you're acting appropriately!
     
  • Let's hope you celebrate a tonne more birthdays! Finally, you are older than I am. What's it like to be old? Have a wonderful day and happy birthday, love!
     
  • I detest how you make fun of me and cause me to laugh out loud in front of the office. Just for fun. Happy birthday, and know that I adore you as much as I love your humour.
     
  • I first believed I was underqualified and overpaid when I started working here. I am grateful that I could stop doubting myself after meeting you.
     
  • When it comes to birthday presents, my budget is always capped. Enjoy your present! Keep in mind that you are not ageing. You epitomize the classic. My coworker, happy birthday.
     
  • I consider myself fortunate to have such a wonderful coworker. I appreciate your advice and have significantly benefited from it. I hope you have a lovely birthday celebration.
     
  • I wish my favourite coworker a happy birthday. I swear I'll do anything you ask of me today. Just don't ask me for my paycheck, please! I sincerely hope you enjoy your day.
     
  • Thank you for being my silent supporter in that hellhole of an officer as your birthday approaches. I'll never consume your refrigerator-stored food! I sincerely hope you enjoy yourself.
     
  • You'll be old, lazy, and ancient one more day! Happy birthday and I hope to see you soon, all wrinkled up! Have a fantastic day.
     
  • Since it's your birthday, I just wanted to let you know how much I value you. I can't stand spending another day in that office alone, making fun of everyone, especially for my mental health. Happy Birthday!!
     
  • I want you to know that I appreciate having you in my life on your birthday. Why? Because I am surrounded by people who can serve as a reminder of how youthful I am! Oldie, happy birthday. Avoid going out too much!
     
  • I wish my favourite coworker a happy birthday! You have gained yet another year. Here's to chasing your aspirations while constantly napping in the office!
     
  • Given that it's your birthday, I hope you enjoy this special day. I want to suggest to you not to party too hard. As you are aware, this is a tender age. Oldie, your teeth might fall out! Birthday greetings.
     
  • Remember that it isn't part of your job description whenever you try to minimize your ability. Our employer has authority over that. Happy Birthday!
     
  • I appreciate you so much for always being there—not just as the finest coworker or dumbass, but also as my best friend. Happy Birthday!
     
  • You would not be in the same cubicle as me if your pay increased by your age. Happy Birthday!
     
  • At work, today is a special day. Sushi may have started appearing in the lunchroom. You have a particular day, I am aware. Happy Birthday!
     
  • You might not be aware of the significant contribution you make to our team. You haven't likely encountered a mosquito in the dark, though. So here's to my most productive coworker yet.
     
  • You would serve as National Colleagues' Day's mascot if such a holiday existed. Happy birthday to the best coworker imaginable.
     
  • Your birthday is a promise that you have more to look forward to in life, more plans to create, more objectives to accomplish, more liars to say (to Boss), and more ambitions to realize. Happy birthday, and it's a pleasure to say that!
     
  • At work, you serve as an example. Everyone believes it. You always give it you're all in everything you sometimes do; it does not work, but still. We appreciate you. Birthday greetings!
     
  • Birthday greetings! You should have an enjoyable day. I've chosen to complete your assignment today for that reason. We'll resume business tomorrow, so feel free to do my task.
     
  • You rank among the best coworkers I've ever had. You assist me when I'm in need and stand in for me when I need to use the restroom. Happy Birthday!

The takeaway 

There you have it, then! all the many birthday phrases, sayings, and well wishes you may include in your birthday cards for your coworkers to make them smile! As they say, laughing spreads like wildfire! So when one person starts to laugh, the entire workplace joins in! What could be more wonderful than a joyful setting? We hope this blog helped! 

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