40 Funny Heart Touching Birthday Wishes For Girlfriend

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Funny happy birthday wishes for your girlfriend

  • I'm going to quit making age jokes on your birthday now that you've reached the point where they're no longer amusing. Happy Birthday, my sweetheart!
  • Every birthday brings us one year closer to the end of our lives, yet someone once told me that a good kiss might turn back the clock. Baby, do you mind if I try to kiss you during your birthday party?
  • Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can recall thanks to a Facebook notification. Happy Birthday my girlfriend!
  • Congratulations on another year of life, but not another year of wisdom. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
  • Honey, you should be smiling on your birthday! You'll live longer if you have more birthdays.
  • I wish it was your birthday every day so I could dress you up and see you in that sultry birthday suit 365 days a year. You're a hottie, so happy birthday.
  • Well, I have both good and bad news for you on your birthday. The good news is that I will pay you a visit, but the bad news is that you could face charges of stealing my heart.
  • Knock on the door. Is anyone there? It's super hot. Who's super hot? Today is your extremely sexy boyfriend's birthday, therefore he's sending my super hot girlfriend a happy birthday!
  • You always tell me to cut back on my spending. So, I've chosen to follow your recommendation. It's reflected in the present I purchased you for your birthday.

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Funny heart touching birthday wishes for your girlfriend

  • Sweet angel, happy birthday! As you wish the other day, may your new age add to your beauty. Lolz
  • May your birthday be as pleasant as your butt and as amazing as your mind. Baby, have a wonderful birthday!
  • I forgot to get you a present, so I'm going to shower, change into my birthday suit, and wrap myself up for you.
  • Hey, love, I've yet to meet someone as wacky, colourful, and swashbuckling as you. It's impossible for even God to know what you're going to do in the next second. You are a constant source of fire for me to embrace. I wish you a wild birthday celebration.
  • I always set a limit on how much money I spend on birthday gifts based on what that other gave me for my birthday. Take pleasure in your gift of nothing! Love, have a wonderful birthday.
  • Dear girlfriend, you are approaching the age when your children will look up to you as a grandmother rather than a fashionista. As a result, you should start exercising, eating a nutritious diet, and refrain from using dreadful makeup. My sweetheart, I wish you a dazzling and thrilling birthday celebration!
  • For me, being your boyfriend is the greatest source of pride. However, if you were someone else's girlfriend, life would have been a lot easier and more fun for me. Sweetheart, I'm only joking. I hope you have a fantastic time on your special day. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
  • Do you have a female companion? Bye, bye, Wish you a very happy birthday, my ever-supportive girlfriend! Your monthly income is equivalent to your birthday! Wishing you a happy birthday, my not-so-expensive sweetheart! May you spend less of my money in the future!
  • If they didn't have girlfriends, all guys would be wealthy and living comfortably now. My beloved girlfriend, I wish you a very happy birthday! May you be able to understand more and say less.

Funny birthday wishes for my girlfriend

  • Babe, I’ll never be able to thank God enough for enabling you to be dumped so that you might be mine. My darling, happy birthday!
  • God’s way of asking us to let our hair down and party all night is your 21st birthday. Let the party begin since we never want to defy God!
  • Yay! You can now legally consume alcoholic beverages and gamble without parental consent and bear the repercussions of your behaviour. Have a wonderful birthday!
  • The age of 23 is ideal since it allows you to enjoy complete freedom. For example, you can now drink as much as you want legally, so let’s go for broke! Happy birthday!
  • We’re going to be wild and free today, sweetie because the best things in life are wild and free. Happy 25th birthday to the world’s most beautiful.
  • Kissing, according to scientists, burns roughly 2 calories every minute. On your 22nd birthday, I’d like to work out with you. Are you all set?
  • Today, darling I cannot guarantee that everyone except me will be eagerly anticipating your arrival. My love, happy birthday!
  • On your birthday bash, I swear to God I will not allow anyone to call you aunty or grandma. You may appear to others as an elderly woman, yet you are nothing short of an angel to me. My eternal princes have a spectacular birthday celebration.
  • Your birthday cake is squishy and exceptional. You resemble a tomato, which appears red on the outside but is sour on the inside. Despite the fact that you are like that, I am bearing you as my girlfriend. Happy birthday!
  • The pain of being unemployed, the pain of struggling, and even the pain of not having enough money pale in comparison to the pain of having a girlfriend. My boys, pick your girlfriends wisely! My unloved love, happy birthday!

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Funny birthday captions for girlfriend

  • Happy birthday my boogy woody!
  • You’re officially slim, Happy birthday love!
  • Your day is here now take me to a party!
  • Your grey hair shows your love for me, Happy birthday!
  • Wrinkles don’t matter my love!
  • You are beautiful trust me, happy birthday!
  • I love you and will always love ( your swear)! happy birthday!
  • Enjoy your birthday otherwise, you will pay the bill!
  • My dear girl, now you are officially 30 ups 20!
  • Happy birthday, I hope you will use more common sense this year!

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